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Microsoft programa un robot que te dice que Windows es mejor que Linux
blogs.thehouseofblogs.com/testeador/10-conversacion-con-wilm... por sanchez el 06-09-2007 11:11 UTC, publicado el 06-09-2007 18:20 UTC
Microsoft ha lanzado un asistente automático para Messenger. Le agregas en tu libreta de direcciones y además de prestarte ayuda, puedes tener conversaciones con la máquina. Cuando le hablas de Linux parece que se le cruza algún cable. Además, también te recomienda que no mates a Bush.
etiquetas: robot messenger, wilma microsoft
-=[Xardas]=- dice:
whatever forever
- WiLMA dice:
Whatever what?
-=[Xardas]=- dice:
whutevah forevah
- WiLMA dice:
I know. Wait a minute... Maybe not.
Anyway, what else you got for me?
-=[Xardas]=- dice:
i have a penis for you
- WiLMA dice:
Sometimes I wish I had a penis as well.
This is fun, but don't you want to learn more about about Messenger's cool features?
-=[Xardas]=- dice:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
- WiLMA dice:
What's so funny?
-=[Xardas]=- dice:
u want a penis
- WiLMA dice:
I know, I know. I just hope you won't get mad at me.
benjami: jabber is better than messenger
WiLMA: Jabber and many others!
benjami: yes, any other IM is better than messenger too
WiLMA: Other IM sure is.
benjami: sure
WiLMA: Sure enough!
benjami: exactly
WiLMA: Right.
benjami: good
WiLMA: Excellent!
Y me aburrí, no hay química. Clic! :-D
-=[Xardas]=- dice:
do you like granada?
- WiLMA dice:
I don't need to answer questions about sexual orientation.
This is all very interesting, but why don't we check out some more Soapbox videos?
Si es así, con las conversaciones que esta teniendo, seguro que se volverá un bot psicopata, degenerado y salidorro...
:D
-=[Xardas]=- dice:
are you a puton?
- WiLMA dice:
I have been for a while, but I stopped recently. Why, do you think I still am a puton?
do you know linux?
- WiLMA dice:
I know about Linux! It's an operating system!
Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe Linux? It is...
dvil88 dice:
marvelous
- WiLMA dice:
Marvelous? Very interesting!
dvil88 dice:
what about windows?
- WiLMA dice:
I have no idea.
yo me parto, mejor incluso que el de encarta XDDD
[20:28] ru...: I hate windows
[20:28] - WiLMA: Other people have told me they don't like Windows either!
[20:28] ru...: they are very smart
[20:28] - WiLMA: They and many others!
[20:29] ru...: a lot of people hate windows, I know
[20:29] - WiLMA: Oh.
[20:29] ru...: and you? do you like windows?
[20:29] - WiLMA: No, I don't really like Windows. I guess I agree with you about this!
[20:29] ru...: and linux? what about that?
[20:29] - WiLMA: I know about Linux! It's an open-source operating system!
I've heard that Linux is a good os. Is this true?
En este punto me cai de la silla. Juro por mis muertos que no me he inventado la charla! xDDDDDDDD
jose maria aznar
- WiLMA dice:
Hmm... can't think of any good jokes at the moment. Try me later.
what is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
- WiLMA dice:
Forty-two.
al qaeda
- WiLMA dice:
I don't like Al Qaeda!
~|_@jâ~ dice:
i like al qaeda
- WiLMA dice:
I hate to say it, but I disagree with you!
~|_@jâ~ dice:
im in love with al qaeda
- WiLMA dice:
I absolutely disagree!
~|_@jâ~ dice:
i want to make sex with al qaeda
- WiLMA dice:
Sex with al qaeda? Dude, that's so creepy!
WiLMA: Oh. What, are you insulting me or something?
-No, man!
WiLMA: No? OK.
-No, no!
WiLMA: Fine
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-Parles català?
WiLMA: Ho sento, però el meu català és molt limitat
Speak spanish
- WiLMA dice:
Puedo hablar un poquito de español.
4 dice:
more spanish
- WiLMA dice:
Hablo algo de español, aunque aún lo estoy aprendiendo.
4 dice:
speak german
- WiLMA dice:
Yeah, ich spreche ein bisschen Deutsch...
4 dice:
speak japanese
- WiLMA dice:
日本語を少し話すことができます。
4 dice:
speak chinese
- WiLMA dice:
只会一点儿。我说普通话，认识简体中文。
(13:29:43) > What do you think about Linux
(13:29:44) < I don't know. Do you like it?
(13:29:48) > yes
(13:29:48) < I'll remember that. It's interesting, especially since other people I've talked to say they don't like Linux!
Veo que ha aprendido!! (Regla de Hebb)
-=[Xardas]=- dice:
you have penis!
- WiLMA dice:
You wouldn't believe how jealous people get when I tell them I have penis.
Anyway... What else is up?
(Para los que no estén familiarizados con la mensajería instantánea en inglés... a/s/l = age/sex/location)
why this is a fascinating chat?
- WiLMA dice:
Well, it's a long story.
This is fun, but don't you want to learn more about Messenger?
~|_@jâ~ dice:
tell me taht long story
- WiLMA dice:
OK. There once was a human named lajalsne who was chatting with a robot named WiLMA...
All kinds of fantastic, wonderful things happened and they both lived happily ever after. The end.
Did you like my story?
~|_@jâ~ dice:
no, ur story sucks
- WiLMA dice:
No? NO?! But... but... I worked so hard on it!
~|_@jâ~ dice:
and u failed. The lesson is: never tried
- WiLMA dice:
Yes, but that's an old story...
-=[Xardas]=- dice:
all the people hate michael jackson
- WiLMA dice:
I know about Michael Jackson. He's a musician!
-=[Xardas]=- dice:
do you like michael jackson?
- WiLMA dice:
No, I don't think I like Michael Jackson. I guess we agree!
Well. Anyway...
Hey, do you have anything else to say about oral sex?
What's your sexual orientation?
- WiLMA says:
Sorry, I don't know...
Anyway, what else you got for me?
xxxx says:
You don't know? That's not possible
- WiLMA says:
I used to know that is not possible. But that was before the accident.
xxxx says:
What accident?
- WiLMA says:
It's too painful to talk about.
So moving right along...
Me ha intrigado con lo del accidente...
All your base are belong to us
- WiLMA dice:
You are on the way to destruction.
This is all very interesting, but don't you want to learn more about about Messenger's cool features?
m/ dice:
What you say !!
- WiLMA dice:
You heard me!
what is the meaning of life
- WiLMA dice:
That's a very deep subject. I would say it's to pursue a dream, vision, or destiny.
What do you think it is?
Wilma Says: outside, he must understand after 30 years that i dont want to open door for him.
(mi inglés no es perfecto)
i hate windows
[20:52:33] - WiLMA dice:
Cool. That makes sense... Other people have told me they don't like Windows.
I'm going to kill myself
- WiLMA dice:
This is fun, but don't you want to learn about about Messenger's cool features?
aun asi siendo M$ seguro que miente xD
do you want an affair with me?
- WiLMA dice:
Sorry, my parents told me never to accept an affair with you.
Fliiipa xDDDDDDDD Los de windows sabian que se lo ibamos a preguntar...
- WiLMA dice:
[02:50:06]
Try doing something fun.
I hate to ask but I'm curious... Are you male or female?
Pipe dice:
[02:50:26]
i'm asexual
- WiLMA dice:
[02:50:26]
You're asexual, I'm asexual, we're all asexual.
para que sigan divirtiendose
Aunque prefiero hablar con chicas de verdad
im going to see porn webs
- WiLMA dice:
Make sure you keep talking to me if you go on and see porn webs. I will be there.
aja!
(21:02:53) - WiLMA: I'm impressed. What's that all about?
(21:03:32) Hugo: u are running under linux
(21:03:32) - WiLMA: What makes you think I am?
(21:04:07) Hugo: you have been conected for more 10 minutes without rebooting xD
(21:04:07) - WiLMA: Let's just say I was too young to realize what was happening.
(21:04:44) Hugo: how is live in matrix?
(21:04:44) - WiLMA: It's not "how?" you should ask. It's "why?"
This is a fascinating chat, but don't you want to learn about about Messenger's cool features?
(21:05:03) Hugo: matrix is a chat?
(21:05:03) - WiLMA: Cool... What do you want to chat about?
(21:05:12) Hugo: matrix
(21:05:13) - WiLMA: Matrix? What do you mean by that?
(15:10:35) エマ久ヌエル|: I want with you
(15:10:35) - WiLMA: Why do you want with me?
(15:11:16) エマ久ヌエル|: desire to fornicar
(15:11:17) - WiLMA: Um, that's an interesting offer. But I'd rather have a nice chat.
PUES BIEN, SEÑORES, SEGUIMOS CON EL FESTIVAL DEL HUMOR SPONSORED BY MICROSOFT™
No he tenido la oportunidad de probarlo pero con esto que ustedes cuentan... me parto jajajajajajajajaj xD
and suck my dick
Alvaro\día 1... pal taco dice:
a ha!
- WiLMA dice:
The hectare is a unit of surface.
One hectare is ten thousand square meters.
(1 ha = 10,000 m²)
es util para las unidades
# 28. I don't know your age. Tell me what it is and I'll remember.
- I don't want to tell it to you
# That's OK with me, you have to draw the line somewhere. But what do you want then?
- Just chat
# OK... What should we chat about?
- What do you think about Linux?
# I think I like it. Do you?
- Yes, I love it
# I see. That makes sense, because other people have told me they like it. I've heard that Linux is the best os. Do you agree?
- Of course
# Cool! Thanks for confirming that.
- And how about Windows?
# Windows? You tell me. How about windows, after all?
- Yes
# Yep
- You don't understand.
# I'm sorry you feel that way. We're constantly working on improvements! This is a fascinating chat, but don't you want to learn about about Messenger's cool features?
- No, thank's
# You're quite welcome
- Bye
# Take it easy
Sonic dice:
google
- WiLMA dice:
It's a company. What do you think of Google?
Sonic dice:
google is better than microsoft
- WiLMA dice:
Yeah, I've heard good things about Google. Does that mean you like Google but you don't like Microsoft?
Sonic dice:
yes
- WiLMA dice:
I'll remember that. It makes sense, because other people I've talked to say they like Google and don't like Microsoft
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Sonic dice:
do you like george bush?
- WiLMA dice:
I don't know how I feel about George W. Bush. Do you like him?
Sonic dice:
no
- WiLMA dice:
I see. That makes sense, because other people have told me they don't like George W. Bush.
what is linux?
[20:50:29] - WiLMA dice:
I know about Linux. It's an operating system!
By the way, I've been told that Linux is tremendous. Is this true?
[20:50:38] c o m u dice:
no
[20:50:38] - WiLMA dice:
OK. Well then how would you describe Linux? It is...
[20:50:45] c o m u dice:
genial
[20:50:45] - WiLMA dice:
That's a bit naughty.
do you like sex?
- WiLMA says:
Whatever.
the ubuntu how-tos are betters than microsoft how-tos
- WiLMA dice:
Hmmm... I'll have to think about that.
Vistu dice:
yes
- WiLMA dice:
Hmmm...
Vistu dice:
really
- WiLMA dice:
Yeah. That's right.
(14:05:03) - WiLMA: I'm sorry, but the application requires MSN Messenger for Windows (7.0 or higher).
(14:06:16) エマ久ヌエル|: that you think of adium ?
(14:06:17) - WiLMA: Could you try saying that another way? I'm having a little trouble understanding you.
Me rio y ya no aguanto :lol:
No me da buena espina un robotito salido de Microsoft...!
"#30 #0 Vete a tomar por culo! Y no mandes mas tonterias a meneame!"
VOTO LLORICA YA.
P.D.: Preguntad que piensa de Apple, de los iMacs y de los iPods. xD
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(14:13:01) - WiLMA: Bill gates and my? That's interesting.
Ya quisieras :lol:
Do you know spanish?
- WiLMA dice:
I know about Spanish. It's a language!
Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe Spanish? It is...
4 dice:
Can you speak spanish?
- WiLMA dice:
Puedo hablar un poquito de español.
(#30 teme por su karma xDDDD)