mejores comentarios
- --49850--: Do you know Spain? WilMA dice: Yeah! the best...
- --30049--: Ese robot va contra las leyes de la robótica de...
- Xardas: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD xD xD xD xD todavía me...
- --17321--: Felipe dice: a - WiLMA dice: B! Felipe dice:...
- benjami: En mi caso parece un vendedor del Corte Inglés,...
- Xardas: Creo que la he vuelto loca xD: -=[Xardas]=- dice:...
- --17321--: #62 jajaja, has descubierto América por Google...
- Threadder: por lo que parece, se trata de un bot que aprende...
- Xardas: Esta tía me va a matar de la risa xD -=[Xardas]=-...
- --12225--: #43 #44 jajaja, me la he ligado ;-) This is all...
- dvil88: dvil88 dice: do you know linux? - WiLMA dice: I...
- quidam: Es amarillista! xD la wilma esta es una linuxera...
- Lajamuerteee: ~|_@jâ~ dice: jose maria aznar - WiLMA dice: Hmm....
- Threadder: Sonic dice: what is the answer to life, the...
- Lajamuerteee: ~|_@jâ~ dice: al qaeda - WiLMA dice: I don't...
- --12225--: Esto es buenísimo!!! [21:10:34] vor dice: hello...
- sanchez: sí, he tenido conversaciones con vendedores del...
- Arnau-musicalliure: -You're idiot? WiLMA: Oh....
- --18823--: No sé si lo sabian, pero rula de calculadora!...
noticias más votadas
1160
Así cumple Rajoy su código ético: elige a Galeote, implicado en la Gürtel, para fiscalizar la presidencia europea
863
Blanco amenaza: "Publicaré con nombres y apellidos lo que cobra cada controlador"
977
Las vergüenzas de Cáritas
750
15 euros de hipoteca al mes en Marinaleda
1975
Mentira: Cuatro dice que "los internautas aprueban el modelo para el cierre de 'webs'"
589
Le estalla un petardo en la boca por una apuesta
778
250 militares se ofrecen a AENA para suplir su falta de controladores
722
Psicólogo del Instituto Andaluz de la Mujer: "A muchas jóvenes les siguen gustando los chicos malotes"
506
Expulsan de una discoteca de Gijón a un joven en tratamiento de quimioterapia por su negativa a quitarse la gorra
478
Google presenta oficialmente el Nexus One
suscripciones por RSS
355meneos
Microsoft programa un robot que te dice que Windows es mejor que Linux
blogs.thehouseofblogs.com/testeador/10-conversacion-con-wilm... por sanchez el 06-09-2007 11:11 UTC, publicado el 06-09-2007 18:20 UTC
Microsoft ha lanzado un asistente automático para Messenger. Le agregas en tu libreta de direcciones y además de prestarte ayuda, puedes tener conversaciones con la máquina. Cuando le hablas de Linux parece que se le cruza algún cable. Además, también te recomienda que no mates a Bush.
etiquetas: robot messenger, wilma microsoft
menéame
Wilma Says: outside, he must understand after 30 years that i dont want to open door for him.
(mi inglés no es perfecto)
do you like sex?
- WiLMA says:
Whatever.
benjami: jabber is better than messenger
WiLMA: Jabber and many others!
benjami: yes, any other IM is better than messenger too
WiLMA: Other IM sure is.
benjami: sure
WiLMA: Sure enough!
benjami: exactly
WiLMA: Right.
benjami: good
WiLMA: Excellent!
Y me aburrí, no hay química. Clic! :-D
-=[Xardas]=- dice:
whatever forever
- WiLMA dice:
Whatever what?
-=[Xardas]=- dice:
whutevah forevah
- WiLMA dice:
I know. Wait a minute... Maybe not.
Anyway, what else you got for me?
-=[Xardas]=- dice:
i have a penis for you
- WiLMA dice:
Sometimes I wish I had a penis as well.
This is fun, but don't you want to learn more about about Messenger's cool features?
-=[Xardas]=- dice:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
- WiLMA dice:
What's so funny?
-=[Xardas]=- dice:
u want a penis
- WiLMA dice:
I know, I know. I just hope you won't get mad at me.
-=[Xardas]=- dice:
do you like granada?
- WiLMA dice:
I don't need to answer questions about sexual orientation.
This is all very interesting, but why don't we check out some more Soapbox videos?
-=[Xardas]=- dice:
are you a puton?
- WiLMA dice:
I have been for a while, but I stopped recently. Why, do you think I still am a puton?
-=[Xardas]=- dice:
you have penis!
- WiLMA dice:
You wouldn't believe how jealous people get when I tell them I have penis.
Anyway... What else is up?
do you know linux?
- WiLMA dice:
I know about Linux! It's an operating system!
Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe Linux? It is...
dvil88 dice:
marvelous
- WiLMA dice:
Marvelous? Very interesting!
dvil88 dice:
what about windows?
- WiLMA dice:
I have no idea.
yo me parto, mejor incluso que el de encarta XDDD
[20:28] ru...: I hate windows
[20:28] - WiLMA: Other people have told me they don't like Windows either!
[20:28] ru...: they are very smart
[20:28] - WiLMA: They and many others!
[20:29] ru...: a lot of people hate windows, I know
[20:29] - WiLMA: Oh.
[20:29] ru...: and you? do you like windows?
[20:29] - WiLMA: No, I don't really like Windows. I guess I agree with you about this!
[20:29] ru...: and linux? what about that?
[20:29] - WiLMA: I know about Linux! It's an open-source operating system!
I've heard that Linux is a good os. Is this true?
En este punto me cai de la silla. Juro por mis muertos que no me he inventado la charla! xDDDDDDDD
what is linux?
[20:50:29] - WiLMA dice:
I know about Linux. It's an operating system!
By the way, I've been told that Linux is tremendous. Is this true?
[20:50:38] c o m u dice:
no
[20:50:38] - WiLMA dice:
OK. Well then how would you describe Linux? It is...
[20:50:45] c o m u dice:
genial
[20:50:45] - WiLMA dice:
That's a bit naughty.
i hate windows
[20:52:33] - WiLMA dice:
Cool. That makes sense... Other people have told me they don't like Windows.
(13:29:43) > What do you think about Linux
(13:29:44) < I don't know. Do you like it?
(13:29:48) > yes
(13:29:48) < I'll remember that. It's interesting, especially since other people I've talked to say they don't like Linux!
Veo que ha aprendido!! (Regla de Hebb)
(#30 teme por su karma xDDDD)
"#30 #0 Vete a tomar por culo! Y no mandes mas tonterias a meneame!"
VOTO LLORICA YA.
P.D.: Preguntad que piensa de Apple, de los iMacs y de los iPods. xD
–-
(14:05:03) - WiLMA: I'm sorry, but the application requires MSN Messenger for Windows (7.0 or higher).
(14:06:16) エマ久ヌエル|: that you think of adium ?
(14:06:17) - WiLMA: Could you try saying that another way? I'm having a little trouble understanding you.
Me rio y ya no aguanto :lol:
(21:02:53) - WiLMA: I'm impressed. What's that all about?
(21:03:32) Hugo: u are running under linux
(21:03:32) - WiLMA: What makes you think I am?
(21:04:07) Hugo: you have been conected for more 10 minutes without rebooting xD
(21:04:07) - WiLMA: Let's just say I was too young to realize what was happening.
(21:04:44) Hugo: how is live in matrix?
(21:04:44) - WiLMA: It's not "how?" you should ask. It's "why?"
This is a fascinating chat, but don't you want to learn about about Messenger's cool features?
(21:05:03) Hugo: matrix is a chat?
(21:05:03) - WiLMA: Cool... What do you want to chat about?
(21:05:12) Hugo: matrix
(21:05:13) - WiLMA: Matrix? What do you mean by that?
(14:13:01) - WiLMA: Bill gates and my? That's interesting.
Ya quisieras :lol:
what is the meaning of life
- WiLMA dice:
That's a very deep subject. I would say it's to pursue a dream, vision, or destiny.
What do you think it is?
# 28. I don't know your age. Tell me what it is and I'll remember.
- I don't want to tell it to you
# That's OK with me, you have to draw the line somewhere. But what do you want then?
- Just chat
# OK... What should we chat about?
- What do you think about Linux?
# I think I like it. Do you?
- Yes, I love it
# I see. That makes sense, because other people have told me they like it. I've heard that Linux is the best os. Do you agree?
- Of course
# Cool! Thanks for confirming that.
- And how about Windows?
# Windows? You tell me. How about windows, after all?
- Yes
# Yep
- You don't understand.
# I'm sorry you feel that way. We're constantly working on improvements! This is a fascinating chat, but don't you want to learn about about Messenger's cool features?
- No, thank's
# You're quite welcome
- Bye
# Take it easy
why this is a fascinating chat?
- WiLMA dice:
Well, it's a long story.
This is fun, but don't you want to learn more about Messenger?
~|_@jâ~ dice:
tell me taht long story
- WiLMA dice:
OK. There once was a human named lajalsne who was chatting with a robot named WiLMA...
All kinds of fantastic, wonderful things happened and they both lived happily ever after. The end.
Did you like my story?
~|_@jâ~ dice:
no, ur story sucks
- WiLMA dice:
No? NO?! But... but... I worked so hard on it!
~|_@jâ~ dice:
and u failed. The lesson is: never tried
- WiLMA dice:
Yes, but that's an old story...
im going to see porn webs
- WiLMA dice:
Make sure you keep talking to me if you go on and see porn webs. I will be there.
aja!
PUES BIEN, SEÑORES, SEGUIMOS CON EL FESTIVAL DEL HUMOR SPONSORED BY MICROSOFT™
No he tenido la oportunidad de probarlo pero con esto que ustedes cuentan... me parto jajajajajajajajaj xD
Do you know spanish?
- WiLMA dice:
I know about Spanish. It's a language!
Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe Spanish? It is...
4 dice:
Can you speak spanish?
- WiLMA dice:
Puedo hablar un poquito de español.
Speak spanish
- WiLMA dice:
Puedo hablar un poquito de español.
4 dice:
more spanish
- WiLMA dice:
Hablo algo de español, aunque aún lo estoy aprendiendo.
4 dice:
speak german
- WiLMA dice:
Yeah, ich spreche ein bisschen Deutsch...
4 dice:
speak japanese
- WiLMA dice:
日本語を少し話すことができます。
4 dice:
speak chinese
- WiLMA dice:
只会一点儿。我说普通话，认识简体中文。
Si es así, con las conversaciones que esta teniendo, seguro que se volverá un bot psicopata, degenerado y salidorro...
:D
WiLMA: Oh. What, are you insulting me or something?
-No, man!
WiLMA: No? OK.
-No, no!
WiLMA: Fine
=========
-Parles català?
WiLMA: Ho sento, però el meu català és molt limitat
(15:10:35) エマ久ヌエル|: I want with you
(15:10:35) - WiLMA: Why do you want with me?
(15:11:16) エマ久ヌエル|: desire to fornicar
(15:11:17) - WiLMA: Um, that's an interesting offer. But I'd rather have a nice chat.
No me da buena espina un robotito salido de Microsoft...!
al qaeda
- WiLMA dice:
I don't like Al Qaeda!
~|_@jâ~ dice:
i like al qaeda
- WiLMA dice:
I hate to say it, but I disagree with you!
~|_@jâ~ dice:
im in love with al qaeda
- WiLMA dice:
I absolutely disagree!
~|_@jâ~ dice:
i want to make sex with al qaeda
- WiLMA dice:
Sex with al qaeda? Dude, that's so creepy!
jose maria aznar
- WiLMA dice:
Hmm... can't think of any good jokes at the moment. Try me later.
-=[Xardas]=- dice:
all the people hate michael jackson
- WiLMA dice:
I know about Michael Jackson. He's a musician!
-=[Xardas]=- dice:
do you like michael jackson?
- WiLMA dice:
No, I don't think I like Michael Jackson. I guess we agree!
Well. Anyway...
Hey, do you have anything else to say about oral sex?
what is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
- WiLMA dice:
Forty-two.
and suck my dick
Alvaro\día 1... pal taco dice:
a ha!
- WiLMA dice:
The hectare is a unit of surface.
One hectare is ten thousand square meters.
(1 ha = 10,000 m²)
es util para las unidades
Sonic dice:
google
- WiLMA dice:
It's a company. What do you think of Google?
Sonic dice:
google is better than microsoft
- WiLMA dice:
Yeah, I've heard good things about Google. Does that mean you like Google but you don't like Microsoft?
Sonic dice:
yes
- WiLMA dice:
I'll remember that. It makes sense, because other people I've talked to say they like Google and don't like Microsoft
============
Sonic dice:
do you like george bush?
- WiLMA dice:
I don't know how I feel about George W. Bush. Do you like him?
Sonic dice:
no
- WiLMA dice:
I see. That makes sense, because other people have told me they don't like George W. Bush.
(Para los que no estén familiarizados con la mensajería instantánea en inglés... a/s/l = age/sex/location)
aun asi siendo M$ seguro que miente xD
do you want an affair with me?
- WiLMA dice:
Sorry, my parents told me never to accept an affair with you.
Fliiipa xDDDDDDDD Los de windows sabian que se lo ibamos a preguntar...
I'm going to kill myself
- WiLMA dice:
This is fun, but don't you want to learn about about Messenger's cool features?
What's your sexual orientation?
- WiLMA says:
Sorry, I don't know...
Anyway, what else you got for me?
xxxx says:
You don't know? That's not possible
- WiLMA says:
I used to know that is not possible. But that was before the accident.
xxxx says:
What accident?
- WiLMA says:
It's too painful to talk about.
So moving right along...
Me ha intrigado con lo del accidente...
All your base are belong to us
- WiLMA dice:
You are on the way to destruction.
This is all very interesting, but don't you want to learn more about about Messenger's cool features?
m/ dice:
What you say !!
- WiLMA dice:
You heard me!
- WiLMA dice:
[02:50:06]
Try doing something fun.
I hate to ask but I'm curious... Are you male or female?
Pipe dice:
[02:50:26]
i'm asexual
- WiLMA dice:
[02:50:26]
You're asexual, I'm asexual, we're all asexual.
para que sigan divirtiendose
Aunque prefiero hablar con chicas de verdad
the ubuntu how-tos are betters than microsoft how-tos
- WiLMA dice:
Hmmm... I'll have to think about that.
Vistu dice:
yes
- WiLMA dice:
Hmmm...
Vistu dice:
really
- WiLMA dice:
Yeah. That's right.