Miré en un armario y no encontré ninguna botella de lejía pero encontré un limpiamuebles con el símbolo de "peligro-tóxico". Así que pensé que realmente todo se reducía a una cuestión de sabor. Y me bebí el limpiamuebles. Nunca lo olvidaré, estaba sentado en una silla esperando a la muerte cuando mi estómago comenzó a procesar aquel material. De pronto comencé a echar pedos, ¡pedos con el olor del limpiamuebles! Y pensé: ¡Esto es ridículo!
I've been livin' for the moment
But I just can't have my way
And I'm afraid to go to sleep
'Cause tomorrow is today
People tell me life is sweeter
But I don't hear what they say
Nothing comes to change my life
So tomorrow is today
I don't care to know the hour
'Cause it's passing anyway
I don't have to see tomorrow
'Cause I saw it yesterday
So I listen for an answer
But the feeling seems to stay
And what's the use of always dreaming
If tomorrow is today
Still I'm waiting for the morning
But it feels so far away
And you don't need the love I'm giving
So tomorrow is today
Oh, my. Goin' to the river
Gonna take a ride and the Lord will deliver me
Made my bed, now I'm gonna lie in it
If you don't come, I'm sure gonna die in it
Too late. Too much given
I've seen a lot of life and I'm damn sick of livin' it
I keep hopin' that you will pass my way
And some day if your dreams are leavin' you
I'll still believe in you
I don't care to know the hour
'Cause it's passing anyway
I don't have to see tomorrow
'Cause I saw it yesterday
Though I'm living and I'm singing
And although my hands still play
Soon enough it will all be over
'Cause tomorrow is today
Hay que tener sentido del humor para contar algo así. De todas formas, no prueben a tomar los limpiadores para ver a qué olerán sus pedos. Además de peligroso, debe de saber mal.
Joder, la situación es bastante trágica, pero no he podido evitar reirma al leerla. ¡Pedos con olor a limpiamuebles! Menudo invento, y encima quedas bien y no te llaman guarro.
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We didn't start the farting...
"A partir de ese día limpio mis muebles a base de pedos" afirmó el cantante.
Tomorrow is today
I've been livin' for the moment
But I just can't have my way
And I'm afraid to go to sleep
'Cause tomorrow is today
People tell me life is sweeter
But I don't hear what they say
Nothing comes to change my life
So tomorrow is today
I don't care to know the hour
'Cause it's passing anyway
I don't have to see tomorrow
'Cause I saw it yesterday
So I listen for an answer
But the feeling seems to stay
And what's the use of always dreaming
If tomorrow is today
Still I'm waiting for the morning
But it feels so far away
And you don't need the love I'm giving
So tomorrow is today
Oh, my. Goin' to the river
Gonna take a ride and the Lord will deliver me
Made my bed, now I'm gonna lie in it
If you don't come, I'm sure gonna die in it
Too late. Too much given
I've seen a lot of life and I'm damn sick of livin' it
I keep hopin' that you will pass my way
And some day if your dreams are leavin' you
I'll still believe in you
I don't care to know the hour
'Cause it's passing anyway
I don't have to see tomorrow
'Cause I saw it yesterday
Though I'm living and I'm singing
And although my hands still play
Soon enough it will all be over
'Cause tomorrow is today
Hay que tener sentido del humor para contar algo así. De todas formas, no prueben a tomar los limpiadores para ver a qué olerán sus pedos. Además de peligroso, debe de saber mal.
Por lo visto estuvo dudando entre el veneno y el gas
Joder, la situación es bastante trágica, pero no he podido evitar reirma al leerla. ¡Pedos con olor a limpiamuebles! Menudo invento, y encima quedas bien y no te llaman guarro.
meneado sólo por los pedos con olor a limpiamuebles