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#1 El agoritmo de un huevo colgando y el otro lo mismo. :troll:

#EnLaCaraNo
Soy Joseba de capgras. #LoSiento #EnLaCaraNo :foreveralone:
#5 Yo me descojoné mientras lo maquetaba al leer lo de "(...) ponen un par de Lays pepino, que es Moscool (no me arrepiento de nada)." Me encantan los chistes de pedir perdón por un chiste forsale (en el lenguaje de V&S, un chistaco malo). Es como el #enlacarano de twitter, pero la frase 'No me arrepiento de nada' me parece, no sé por qué, hilarante. Quizá porque conozco personalmente al autor (es compañero de curro) y me lo imagino diciéndolo. Eso hace mucho.
El momento del SALCHICHONIO también me hizo reír.

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