Hay una buena razón para separar la policía del ejército. Uno combate a los enemigos del estado. El otro sirve y protege al pueblo. Cuando el ejército se convierte en ambos, entonces el pueblo tiende a convertirse en el enemigo del estado.
▬ Paco ¿por qué has pasado la noche en la cocina?
▬ Es que me dijo el médico que vigilara el azúcar.
▬ Mira que eres tonto, Paco.
▬ ¿Y por qué?
▬ Porque te la podías haber llevado a la habitación.
Oh, she's sweet but a psycho
A little bit psycho
At night, she's screamin'
"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"
Oh, she's hot but a psycho
So left but she's right, though
At night, she's screamin'
"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"
She'll make you curse, but she a blessin'
She'll rip your shirt within a second
You'll be coming back, back for seconds
With your plate, you just can't help it
No, no, you'll play along
Let her lead you on
You'll be saying, "No, no"
Then saying, "Yes, yes, yes"
'Cause she messin' with your head
Oh, she's sweet but a psycho
A little bit psycho
At night, she's screamin'
"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"
Oh, she's hot but a psycho
So left but she's right, though
At night, she's screamin'
"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"
"Grab a cop gun" kinda crazy
She's poison but tasty
Yeah, people say, "Run, don't walk away"
'Cause she's sweet but a psycho
A little bit psycho
At night, she's screamin'
"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"
See, someone said, "Don't drink her potions
She'll kiss your neck with no emotion
When she's mean, you know you love it
'Cause she tastes so sweet, don't sugarcoat it"
No, no, you'll play along
Let her lead you on
You'll be saying, "No (no, no, no), no (no)"
I'm calling, I'm calling
Calling on you to say
I want you, I want you
Maybe all night 'til day
I want you, I want you
Different towns to run to
Baby come to me, ha-ha-ha
Give it all to me
Skibidi wap-pa-pa
Skibidi wap-pa-pa-pa-pa
Skibidi wap-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa
Skibidi pa-pa
Skibidi boom-boom, ay
Skibidi boom-boom-boom-boom, ay
Skibidi boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-pa-pa-boom-boom
Skibidi pa-pa
Ay! Ay!
I'm falling, I'm falling
Waiting for you to say
I want you, I want you
Maybe like horse last hey
I want you, I want you
Together like one two
Baby come to me, right now
Now giving talk to me
Skibidi wap-pa-pa
Skibidi wap-pa-pa-pa-pa
Skibidi wap-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa
Skibidi pa-pa
Skibidi boom-boom, ay
Skibidi boom-boom-boom-boom, ay
Skibidi boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-pa-pa-boom-boom
Skibidi pa-pa
Skibidi wap-pa-pa
Skibidi wap-pa-pa-pa-pa
Skibidi wap-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa
Skibidi pa-pa
Skibidi boom-boom, ay
Skibidi boom-boom-boom-boom, ay
Skibidi boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-pa-pa-boom-boom
Skibidi pa-pa
'¿Preparados para una nueva aventura? Bajamos a los imponentes sótanos del Palacio Real de Madrid.
Permaneced a nuestro lado para no perderos... ¡Aquí abajo hay cerca de un kilómetro de pasillos!' www.instagram.com/reel/DEIg1Z6hUMC/?igsh=QkFmRjJ1cFMyUw==
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Hay una buena razón para separar la policía del ejército. Uno combate a los enemigos del estado. El otro sirve y protege al pueblo. Cuando el ejército se convierte en ambos, entonces el pueblo tiende a convertirse en el enemigo del estado.
▬ Paco ¿por qué has pasado la noche en la cocina?
▬ Es que me dijo el médico que vigilara el azúcar.
▬ Mira que eres tonto, Paco.
▬ ¿Y por qué?
▬ Porque te la podías haber llevado a la habitación.
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A little bit psycho
At night, she's screamin'
"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"
Oh, she's hot but a psycho
So left but she's right, though
At night, she's screamin'
"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"
She'll make you curse, but she a blessin'
She'll rip your shirt within a second
You'll be coming back, back for seconds
With your plate, you just can't help it
No, no, you'll play along
Let her lead you on
You'll be saying, "No, no"
Then saying, "Yes, yes, yes"
'Cause she messin' with your head
Oh, she's sweet but a psycho
A little bit psycho
At night, she's screamin'
"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"
Oh, she's hot but a psycho
So left but she's right, though
At night, she's screamin'
"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"
"Grab a cop gun" kinda crazy
She's poison but tasty
Yeah, people say, "Run, don't walk away"
'Cause she's sweet but a psycho
A little bit psycho
At night, she's screamin'
"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"
See, someone said, "Don't drink her potions
She'll kiss your neck with no emotion
When she's mean, you know you love it
'Cause she tastes so sweet, don't sugarcoat it"
No, no, you'll play along
Let her lead you on
You'll be saying, "No (no, no, no), no (no)"
Calling on you to say
I want you, I want you
Maybe all night 'til day
I want you, I want you
Different towns to run to
Baby come to me, ha-ha-ha
Give it all to me
Skibidi wap-pa-pa
Skibidi wap-pa-pa-pa-pa
Skibidi wap-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa
Skibidi pa-pa
Skibidi boom-boom, ay
Skibidi boom-boom-boom-boom, ay
Skibidi boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-pa-pa-boom-boom
Skibidi pa-pa
Ay! Ay!
I'm falling, I'm falling
Waiting for you to say
I want you, I want you
Maybe like horse last hey
I want you, I want you
Together like one two
Baby come to me, right now
Now giving talk to me
Skibidi wap-pa-pa
Skibidi wap-pa-pa-pa-pa
Skibidi wap-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa
Skibidi pa-pa
Skibidi boom-boom, ay
Skibidi boom-boom-boom-boom, ay
Skibidi boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-pa-pa-boom-boom
Skibidi pa-pa
Skibidi wap-pa-pa
Skibidi wap-pa-pa-pa-pa
Skibidi wap-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa
Skibidi pa-pa
Skibidi boom-boom, ay
Skibidi boom-boom-boom-boom, ay
Skibidi boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-pa-pa-boom-boom
Skibidi pa-pa
- Oro, incienso... ¿y usted qué trae?
- Mirra.
- ¡Tápese eso por Dios!
- Pues no haber mirrao...
#humor
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Permaneced a nuestro lado para no perderos... ¡Aquí abajo hay cerca de un kilómetro de pasillos!'
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