Es sencillamente genial, habéis mirado en el background del tio?
http://www.alexchiu.com/spanish/backgrnd.htm
Hay verdaderas joyas:
Nací en San Francisco en 1971. Como mis padres siempre estaban hablando de divorciarse, apenas nací fui enviado a Taiwan adonde me criaron mis abuelos. NO SOY TAIWANÉS. [n]SOY CHINO, y deseo que China recupere a Taiwan algún día, pacíficamente o por la fuerza, a cualquier costo![/n] Un Taiwanés que no se consdere a sí mismo como Chino, no merece vivir para siempre. Entonces, si este es usted, mi producto no es para usted
Mi celebridad favorita es Alicia Silverstone
Alicia Silverstone es tan hermosa. Es un ejemplo de la perfecta combinación humana. Quisiera con mi invento hacer que todos los humanos fueran tan hermosos como Alicia. Mis inventos son para ayudar a la gente alcanzar la perfección.
http://www.alexchiu.com/philosophy/nations/Default.htm
I don't know any other country so well.
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http://www.alexchiu.com/gorgeous/
* If your head is too big, this pill will shrink your head size. Yes, the pill is strong enough to change the shape of your bones!!
* If your nose is too large, it is believed that this pill will reduce the size of your nose.
* If your eyes are ugly, this pill will gradually make your eyes look beautiful. Even if people can tell that you are blind or have serious vision problem, your eyes will become attractive enough to look healthy.
* If any part of your body is deformed, this pill will force the cells to re-align thus making that body part look normal.
* If you are too skinny, this pill will give you more muscles.
* If your back is crooked, this pill will straighten up your back.
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And if you can't trust Alex Chiu technology, you can't trust nobody's technology.
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QUESTION: I like chubby women, and he likes skinny women. Everybody views beauty differently. How can Gorgeouspil guarantee a progressive beauty?
* ANSWER: By eliminating ugliness. That's how. It's hard to define beauty. But it's very easy to define ugliness. Disfigurement is ugliness. Retarded looking face is ugliness. Too dark or too pale is ugliness. Too fat or too skinny is ugliness. Nose too wide or too thin is ugliness. Anything that shows a sign of poor health or out-of-balance Chi flow is ugliness. Gorgeouspil will stimulate all cells in your body forcing them to regroup and reheal. The result is better balanced and better traffic of Chi flow. Gorgeouspil will eliminate all those ugliness for you. The lesser the ugliness you have on you, the prettier you become. Agree?
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Who ever takes this pill and uses Alex Chiu's Immortality Devices is considered a HUMAN TYPE II. (the more superior type of human)
I don't want to convince you anymore. The bottom line is this: This pill has been invented by Alex Chiu himself. And you know one thing about Alex Chiu: When something came out of Alex Chiu's laboratory, it must be HELL OF AMAZING!!!!