[en] Cómo muestra un botón: "Q. What kind of a dog says: "bofh! bofh!?" A. A rootweiler." Larguísima lista de chistes, sólo apta para programadores y bofhs. Altamente freak, aviso :) (¡gracias a kiusap por el apunte!)
'Windows95 is a 32-bit extension to a 16-bit shell of an 8-bit OS originally
written for a 4-bit microprocessor by a 2-bit company that can't stand
1-bit of competition.'
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y esta
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"VMS is a text-only adventure game.
If you win you can use unix." -- w.davidson
BRUTAL
Recomiendo leerlo hasta abajo porque es tronchante
Algunas perlas:
"Unix is user-friendly. It is not ignorant-friendly and idiot-friendly."
"Q. What's the difference between Batman and Bill Gates?
A. When Batman fought the Penguin, he won."
"Things should be as simple as possible, but not simpler. -- Albert Einstein"
"Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi): Mr Gandhi, what do you think of Western Civilization?
Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea."
"I still think vomitframe-pointer needs to be a legal argument to gcc." -- Anthony de Boer"
"COBOL is for morons. -- Dijkstra"
"All that blue light from Orthanc at night? That was Saruman, trying to moderate -- news.admin.palantir-abuse.sightings."
"Java is, in many ways, C++--." -- Michael Feldman
" Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like
saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders."
'Windows95 is a 32-bit extension to a 16-bit shell of an 8-bit OS originally
written for a 4-bit microprocessor by a 2-bit company that can't stand
1-bit of competition.'
jejeje